正しさとは 愚かさとは What is rightness? What is stupidity?
それが何か見せつけてやる I'll show you what they are!
ちっちゃな頃から優等生 I was an honor student being young
気づいたら大人になっていた Before I realized, I was already grown up
ナイフの様な思考回路 A train of thought like a knife
持ち合わせる訳もなく Which I didn't have that with me
でも遊び足りない 何か足りない But I'm not having enough fun, something is missing
困っちまうこれは誰かのせい These troubles better are somebody's fault
あてもなくただ混乱するエイデイ I'm just confused today
それもそっか Well, is that so?
最新の流行は当然の把握 Understanding the latest trends
経済の動向も通勤時チェック Checking the stock market on my way to work
純情な精神で入社しワーク Joining a company with the pure spirit
社会人じゃ当然のルールです These are the obvious rules for us workers
はぁ？うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Huh? Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
あなたが思うより健康です I'm healthier than you think
一切合切凡庸な You are too mediocre
あなたじゃ分からないかもね To understand me perhaps
嗚あよく似合う Ah, you are so perfect match to
その可もなく不可もないメロディー Those ordinary melodies of yours
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
頭の出来が違うので問題はナシ I deal with things differently so no problem at all!
つっても私模範人間 Yeah, I'm an exemplary person
殴ったりするのはノーセンキュー So "No thanks" to actually punching someone
だったら言葉の銃口を If I'll point my muzzle of words
その頭に突きつけて撃てば To your head and fire
マジヤバない？止まれやしない Wouldn't that be so crazy? I can't stop
不平不満垂れて成れの果て Complaining and complaining 'til you die
サディスティックに変貌する精神 My spirit becomes sadistic
クソだりぃな I'm f***ing tired
酒が空いたグラスあれば直ぐに注ぎなさい Pour drinks when glasses are empty
皆がつまみ易いように串外しなさい Take off the skewer so it's easier for everyone to eat
会計や注文は先陣を切る Check and order before anyone does
不文律最低限のマナーです These are the minimum rules for the social manner
はぁ？うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Huh? Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
くせぇ口塞げや限界です Close your stinking mouth, I can't stand it
絶対絶対現代の代弁者は私やろがい I am the modern spokesperson
もう見飽きたわ Just shut up with your bullshit
二番煎じ言い換えのパロディ I'm fed up with those rehash parody of yours
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
丸々と肉付いたその顔面にバツ Draw an X on your fat face
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
(うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ) Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
私が俗に言う天才です I'm your so-called genius
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the f*** up!
あなたが思うより健康です I'm healthier than you think
一切合切凡庸な You are too mediocre
あなたじゃ分からないかもね To understand me perhaps
嗚呼つまらねぇ Ah, so boring
何回聞かせるんだそのメモリー How many times do I have to listen to those memories of yours?
うっせぇうっせぇうっせぇわ Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up!
アタシも大概だけど I know I'm not a big deal either
どうだっていいぜ問題はナシ But I don't care, no problem at all!.